*read this in a captain voice*

HELLOOOOO hekathon, this is your captain speaking. We have a delay of only 25 minutes, just as expected for this H-E-K 123 flight from JFK to KEF. Weather, entertainment and nonesense forecast ahead is good and, therefore we should have a smooth and eventful flight. Now sit back and relax and post a boat. seriously, can we get some boats in chat? that would really help me out